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[Rhythm]

Some 75 million years ago, emperor xenu and his renegade psychiatrists summoned the unsuspecting citizenry of the galactic confederacy for fake income tax audits to paralyze them in a glycol-alcohol mixture and loaded their disembodied souls into engineless dc-8s which dumped them around earth volcanoes which he destroyed with hydrogen bombs to suck the imprisoned citizens into vacuum zones with an electric ribbon where they watched a 3d movie and then were transported to hawaii and the canary islands while government bureaucrats imprisoned the deposed emperor in an electronic mountain trap on an ancient martian station leaving our backwater world as a prison planet filled with serially reincarnating thetans clinging inexorably to your body.